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Emergency Eject - Joke Mint Sweet

Emergency Eject - Joke Mint Sweet

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Emergency Eject - Joke mint Sweet in beautifully illustrated gold foiled box.

Need a fast Exit? Get out of any situation fast!  Social or proffessional. (No help here I am afraid! Just swallow down that anxiety and get through whatever it is you have to get through! )

Great joke gift tailored for those who want to get out of any situation fast! 

  • Birthday
  • Christmas
  • Get Well
  • Stocking Filler
  • Just for fun!

This beautifully designed gift is will add a dose of laughter to any occasion.

Emergency Eject along with the rest of the range of fictional medicines brings a light hearted approach to the human condition. These products have been inspired classified advertising of the late 1800's and early 1900's

Perfect for:  boys or girls, boyfriend, girlfriend, mum, dad, or anyone else you want to share a laugh with!

Box contains:

Emergency Eject  tablet (mint imperial!) in special packaging (see photos) and instruction leaflet.

You must read the instructions!

These boxs are FSC certified meaning you can be assured the material used has come from a forest approved by the Forest Stewardship Council, an international non-profit organisation dedicated to promoting responsible forestry.

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